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Friday, April 25, 2008

You've Got Balls...

I am a bit more than disappointed with PNC Park. Our seats were fabulous. We were 3 rows back from the rail in the first and second seats on the second level. No complaints there. We were foot steps from the ladies room, which is very helpful when you are waiting patiently for something to happen, and you are wearing white! And we were only a few steps further away from what used to be the stand that had "THE NACHOS" Please note I said USED TO...

Now let me tell you about these nachos...they were your typical corn chip with bbq chicken or beef. Nacho cheese, peppers of the red, and jalapeno variety, and some onions. Piled high in the paper tray that held their glory. My mouth is watering just thinking about them. Yeah...

Last night Jake went to retrive them for me only to return to tell me the "all American" stand has been replaced with a Wok. No, I am not kidding...Chinese food at a baseball game. Now I know the palet has changed. We are no longer satisfied with buttered popcorn at the movies, or myster meat hot dogs at the ball game...but really, Chinese? Are you serious? Now they did have nachos...but they were Asian nachos...which were really fried wanton skins with CUCUMBER CHUTNEY! No wonder no one in our section had nachos, but I did smell some General Tso's. Needless to say, I was less than thrilled with the cuisine last night.

It was a game full of pop up foul balls however, so it was no surprise when our section was pummeled under 6-7 of them. Cooler yet was when the guy 6 seats down from me stood up and caugh one bare hand. In all the games from the Norwich Navigators minor league, to our visit to Jacob's Field, to our many visits to Three Rivers and PNC Park have we ever been in a section that has gotten a foul ball much less it having been in the same row! Hoots and hollers were heard all around.

At the bottom of the 7th inning when we were loosing 6-1 I said "lets go home" but Jake wanted to stay to the bitter end. Then things got really interesting. In the 8th inning, Jason Bay is up to bat. He hits a foul ball "Head up" we hear from the attendant and I look up in the air. Above me I see the ball in the air, but it looks like its going to the left. No, wait it's coming back. "THUD" it wacked the plexiglass door and came shooting back at us.

I twisted my body and the next thing I know I have my hand on the ball, and people are stepping on me and around me. I yelled "I GOT IT I GOT THE BALL" and the people started to back off. It was so cool. The ball now sits on my desk, the black bruise from where bat met leather showing prominently. My smile, larger than my husbands because the odds of me ever getting a foul ball in the bottom of the 8th inning...well lets just say...I don't often beat the odds...

7 comments:

Kellie said...

Good for you for snagging the foul ball! And I am personally offended on your behalf by the phrase "wanton skins with cucumber chutney". That is NOT a nacho.

Anonymous said...

Chinese at a baseball game??? Not American, no, I would have been upset too!! I am upset, for you!!!
But, hey, you caught a foul ball, that's too cool :) Congrats on that:)
DS Friend

Kathy V said...

That is cool. I like Jason Bay. He is an awesome player. I don't have hopes of ever getting a foul ball either but that is great taht you got one. Atleast the evening wasn't a total bust. Sorry about the nachos though. I am sure somewhere in that park they still have nachos though so it might be a matter of getting there a little early next time and scoping it out. Who won the pierogi race n'at?

bridge said...

I am very jealous of you right now! I love baseball and try to go to as many games as possible. I've been to 4 different major league parks and 2 minor league and never so much as sniffed a foul ball. You my friend get COOL points for today. Hold your head high and show that baseball off to as many people as possible.

Anonymous said...

Maybe this ball will start the turn around on you beating the odds? ;)

Anya

Lisa said...

What fun!!! In all the baseball games I've been to, I've never even had a ball come anywhere close to me! I did have a bat come flying once and had to duck very quickly, but, just once, I'd like a chance at catching a ball!

Miss Conception said...

VERY cool!! Sorry about the bruise.